They have no “BALLOON’S” or “CLOWN’S” but they more they make up for it with extra apostrophes.
Does an absence of apostrophe constitute abuse?
I reckon they probably had it locked away in a basement somewhere torturing it with pithy pronouns and the occasional angry adjective.
Spotted at the front door of the local market. I’m not sure whether the apostrophe abuse or the “ONLY!” is worse…
An ad for Breathe Right strips in the DC Metro.
Found on a place mat advertisement at Waffle House of America in Michigan.