Casey writes about this sign, which was
…posted in the restaurant in which I work. Servers had gotten lazy and started putting ketchups where they didn’t belong, and a manager got fed up with this. So, he posted this sign. It’s a really good thing our managers aren’t English majors or rocket scientists. We’d all be screwed.
Grammar Police spotted this sign at Amy’s Ice Cream at the Austin airport:
Vincent spotted this sign at Stew Leonard’s in Yonkers:
Señor Jalapeño’s Hot Peppers are the best you can buy.
My theater company is doing a show at this particular theater in Marietta, GA as a favor to the owner. We were waiting outside one day for the owner to let us in, when we noticed these signs in the window of the extra theater space that he rents out. My copy editor soul made a little horcrux at the sight.