David writes:

Five words, each ending in S, and only two apostrophes? I wonder how this florist (in Henderson, north of Auckland, New Zealand) decides which words should be honoured in this way!

Julie writes:

Saw this at a store in Pacific Beach, CA. Can’t expect Californians to know grammatical rules, now, can we?

Anne writes:

I was at a store that attaches trailer hitches, as well as carrying various truck supplies, and saw this. All other signs were correct making it even odder to me

Chance writes:

I was at the Solomon Pond Mall in Marlboro, MA, to try out for Wheel of Fortune (didn’t make it!). Waiting in line, I snapped a pic of this handmade sign at a Verizon kiosk in the middle of the mall. You are upgrade! It reminds me of “I am Error” from Zelda II.

Really more “extra s abuse” than “apostrophe abuse”, but still funny.
…unless there really is a site called “Myspaces”.

(Thanks, Matt!)

Christine writes:

I found this in the mail room of my building. I was wondering what
item of Umbrella’s security has?

Grammar Police noticed this ad in an Austin community newspaper:

This submission comes from Joe, who

…saw (all pun intended) this at a dirtmall in NJ.

Bam spotted this billboard in Tullahoma, TN:

Billy spotted this sign in Portland OR, and wonders

…what exactly am I getting from the bartender again?