What the hell could possibly belong to a clementine?
(the $5.99 bag, of course!)
This has been driving me batty for months – there is a chain of pet stores called Pet’s Barn in El Paso, Texas.
Good cause. Terrible punctuation.
Apparently Fox News is using “Mother” to mean “huge,” so the headline of this article roughly translates into English as something like this:
Huge California Identification’s Missing Daughter’s Bracelet
How can a California ID be missing a bracelet belonging to that ID’s daughter? I guess that’s why this mystery has yet to be solved.