I was in my local print shop, and found two instances of crimes against the apostrophe displayed in their brag board. This must be one of the worst I’ve seen!
Couldn’t find an apostrophe
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The and belonging to CD
From a promotional email from LAN airlines. Clearly one of the wonders of South America is a CD that owns an “and”.
Only the slice of bread belonging to Pea who belongs to Chip?
Spotted at the front door of the local market. I’m not sure whether the apostrophe abuse or the “ONLY!” is worse…
This $5.99 Bag is Clementine’s
What the hell could possibly belong to a clementine?
(the $5.99 bag, of course!)
These are NOT your mothers Jeans
Zebra’s don’t have good grammar, apparently.
I found this one-two double whammy while perusing this writing instrument company’s website.
FEAR the BEARD’s
Seen among the Kansas State fans at a recent basketball game. We keep wanting to ask “Fear the Beard’s … what?”
That Barn Belongs to One Pet
This has been driving me batty for months – there is a chain of pet stores called Pet’s Barn in El Paso, Texas.
…our troop’s over Sea’s.
Good cause. Terrible punctuation.
