Comments on Apostrophe Abuse: Bobs's Plubing - 15 Years Experiance

That's why Bob is a plumber: He was obviously dis...

2009-10-07T11:17:07.391-07:00

That's why Bob is a plumber: He was obviously distraught that he couldn't earn his degree in English. Since that was his lifelong dream, the failure caused him so much self-hatred that he decided he was only good for the dirtiest career he could think of.

I bet by "cheap prices" he means "will accept butt...

2009-07-23T07:13:33.003-07:00

I bet by "cheap prices" he means "will accept butt sex for payment"

...and yes, I ignored the experiAnce bit - my brai...

2009-07-16T14:01:19.702-07:00

...and yes, I ignored the experiAnce bit - my brain refused to acknowledge such a juvenile error. =0)

Wait - if the guy's last name is "Bobs," then it's...

2009-07-16T13:59:15.863-07:00

Wait - if the guy's last name is "Bobs," then it's totally legit. (Because, you know, s-apostrophe-s is the appropriate form when the finishing "s" is not from pluralization.) He doesn't stick an apostrophe into Toilets, Sinks, etc... so there's a chance. Now, Plubing and the quotation marks, on the other hand...

Hey, that's a great band name! Plu Bing and the Quotation Marks.

I love that there's an overuse of both apostrophes...

2009-07-09T12:34:07.144-07:00

I love that there's an overuse of both apostrophes AND quotation marks! Double score!

Well, at least Bobs has plubing experiANCE. The wo...

2009-07-06T19:26:25.404-07:00

Well, at least Bobs has plubing experiANCE. The world doesn't need any more "inexperianced" plubers...

You haven't lived until you've been plubed by Bobs...

2009-07-06T17:04:21.379-07:00

You haven't lived until you've been plubed by Bobs.

Nice sign... Too bad he doesn't do toilet's and si...

2009-07-06T09:39:03.521-07:00

Nice sign...
Too bad he doesn't do toilet's and sink's, I'd totally hire Bobs.