Wait - if the guy's last name is "Bobs," then it's totally legit. (Because, you know, s-apostrophe-s is the appropriate form when the finishing "s" is not from pluralization.) He doesn't stick an apostrophe into Toilets, Sinks, etc... so there's a chance. Now, Plubing and the quotation marks, on the other hand...
Hey, that's a great band name! Plu Bing and the Quotation Marks.
That's why Bob is a plumber: He was obviously distraught that he couldn't earn his degree in English. Since that was his lifelong dream, the failure caused him so much self-hatred that he decided he was only good for the dirtiest career he could think of.
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Nice sign...
Too bad he doesn't do toilet's and sink's, I'd totally hire Bobs.
You haven't lived until you've been plubed by Bobs.
Well, at least Bobs has plubing experiANCE. The world doesn't need any more "inexperianced" plubers...
I love that there's an overuse of both apostrophes AND quotation marks! Double score!
Wait - if the guy's last name is "Bobs," then it's totally legit. (Because, you know, s-apostrophe-s is the appropriate form when the finishing "s" is not from pluralization.) He doesn't stick an apostrophe into Toilets, Sinks, etc... so there's a chance. Now, Plubing and the quotation marks, on the other hand...
Hey, that's a great band name! Plu Bing and the Quotation Marks.
...and yes, I ignored the experiAnce bit - my brain refused to acknowledge such a juvenile error. =0)
I bet by "cheap prices" he means "will accept butt sex for payment"
That's why Bob is a plumber: He was obviously distraught that he couldn't earn his degree in English. Since that was his lifelong dream, the failure caused him so much self-hatred that he decided he was only good for the dirtiest career he could think of.
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