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Wait – if the guy's last name is "Bobs," then it's totally legit. (Because, you know, s-apostrophe-s is the appropriate form when the finishing "s" is not from pluralization.) He doesn't stick an apostrophe into Toilets, Sinks, etc… so there's a chance. Now, Plubing and the quotation marks, on the other hand…
Hey, that's a great band name! Plu Bing and the Quotation Marks.
That's why Bob is a plumber: He was obviously distraught that he couldn't earn his degree in English. Since that was his lifelong dream, the failure caused him so much self-hatred that he decided he was only good for the dirtiest career he could think of.
#1 by sitboaf on July 6, 2009 - 4:39 pm
Nice sign…
Too bad he doesn't do toilet's and sink's, I'd totally hire Bobs.
#2 by Chris on July 7, 2009 - 12:04 am
You haven't lived until you've been plubed by Bobs.
#3 by Linda on July 7, 2009 - 2:26 am
Well, at least Bobs has plubing experiANCE. The world doesn't need any more "inexperianced" plubers…
#4 by Margaux on July 9, 2009 - 7:34 pm
I love that there's an overuse of both apostrophes AND quotation marks! Double score!
#5 by DaveOnBass on July 16, 2009 - 8:59 pm
Wait – if the guy's last name is "Bobs," then it's totally legit. (Because, you know, s-apostrophe-s is the appropriate form when the finishing "s" is not from pluralization.) He doesn't stick an apostrophe into Toilets, Sinks, etc… so there's a chance. Now, Plubing and the quotation marks, on the other hand…
Hey, that's a great band name! Plu Bing and the Quotation Marks.
#6 by DaveOnBass on July 16, 2009 - 9:01 pm
…and yes, I ignored the experiAnce bit – my brain refused to acknowledge such a juvenile error. =0)
#7 by Bitter Mac on July 23, 2009 - 2:13 pm
I bet by "cheap prices" he means "will accept butt sex for payment"
#8 by b-dog on October 7, 2009 - 6:17 pm
That's why Bob is a plumber: He was obviously distraught that he couldn't earn his degree in English. Since that was his lifelong dream, the failure caused him so much self-hatred that he decided he was only good for the dirtiest career he could think of.