We do Mom’s and Dad’s


Jeff writes:

I suppose it is possible that the sign is intended to read: “We do Mom’s hair and Dad’s hair too” — but given my experience of punctuation on Staten Island, I doubt it. The sign is the window of a barber shop specializing in childrens’ haircuts. To my son’s fury, they have seats shaped like cars, airplanes and fire trucks, but *not* like frogs.

  1. #1 by Anonymous on January 13, 2009 - 12:41 am

    Re “childrens’ haircuts”: please hand in your apostrophe licence to the nearest grammar teacher. Thank you.

  2. #2 by Drew on January 13, 2009 - 10:42 am

    “Sounds like somebody sat on a frog” is what my dad used to say when we were kids and someone farted…

  3. #3 by Anonymous on January 25, 2009 - 1:36 am

    We Do Mom’s and Dad’s (Hair cuts) too.

    NOT: “We do [have sexual intercourse with] mom’s and dad’s. In which case the apostrophe use would be wrong as it indicates ownership. Mom’s and Dad’s what? … “hair cuts” is the answer.

    This is just an object omission. The use of apostrophe with the absence of an object is correct via omission of obvious information. For instance: – the place is obviously a hair salon. I am a grammar teacher. 5 years now.

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