Jennifer sends in:
Found this ornament at Target in the 75% off section. I would totally buy this for my son’s English/Grammar teacher, if he wasn’t still in Pre-K.
Of course, if the teacher who received the ornament broke off the text and used it to measure, that object would indeed be the teacher’s rule. 
#1 by Gez on January 7, 2008 - 2:55 pm
I think this is a deliberate, apostrophe-based pun. As the medal itself is a teacher’s rule.
#2 by Gez on January 7, 2008 - 2:58 pm
Apologies for the horrible fragment.
#3 by Chris on January 7, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Gez — I was hoping the same; if so, I love it!
#4 by Mighty Red Pen on January 9, 2008 - 1:16 am
I second Gez. I saw something similar to this at a mall store and almost got it for the mister (an English teacher), but I couldn’t tell if it was a horrible mistake or a clever pun.
#5 by Anonymous on January 10, 2008 - 11:32 pm
watch the spelling of received….
#6 by Chris on January 10, 2008 - 11:53 pm
Gah! Thanks, anon…